Today was my annual ‘squishin’ session…now if you have had one you know what I am talking about…there are many ways to prepare for this annual squishin’..
- Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door.
Shut as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.
Hold that position for five seconds.
Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough..
- Visit your garage at 3 AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect.
Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car.
Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled.
Turn over and repeat with the other breast…
- Freeze two metal bookends over night.
Strip to the waist.
Invite a stranger into the room.
Press the bookends against one of your breasts.
Smash the bookends together as hard as you can.
Set up an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again…
Did I do any of these preparations?….nope..just ‘bit the bullet’ and went..we all know how important this yearly test is…so please go have one if you haven’t in a while……
Now my second squishin’ was trying to squish the ‘Canadian Prize Pack’ into the tightest packaging I could…
It is going on a road trip tomorrow..via Canada Post…2781 miles to the home of Mike and Gerri Jones…in LaGrange, Georgia…
it will be interesting to see how long it will take…
what is in the ‘squishy package’…… we will let Mike and Gerri tell everyone when it arrives!!!..wouldn’t want to spoil the surprise!!